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Archive for July, 2015

  • Jul312015
    Stole My Bicycle Wheel
    Article

    Stole My Bicycle Wheel

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    Dear Sir or Madam who stole my bicycle wheel, I have a proposal. For several days after you stole...

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  • Jul252015
    Need – A night of desires
    Article

    Need – A Night of Desires

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    Here is what I am in dire need of folks: I need someone to read bedtime stories to me....

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  • Jul232015
    quote

    “My time is a piece of wax falling on a termite who’s choking on the splinters”

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  • Jul222015
    obanion-paddle
    Article

    Paddle

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    That’s right, a paddle. Lightly used. OK, not that lightly used. Not used on that many people, OK? Mostly...

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  • Jul212015
    Sugary-O-Face
    Article

    Sugary O

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    Currently, I’ve decided to state that I want to slightly lick the olive of your sugary face. I like...

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  • Jul192015
    Boxes in the Ground
    Article

    Boxes in the Ground

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    Upon sitting at a funeral of an old friend today, I began to drift….. The more I seem to...

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  • Jul172015
    Happy New Year: An Imaginary Overtone
    Article

    Happy New Year: An Imaginary Overtone

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    Disclaimer: Modifications have been performed to the dates in this story to protect the innocent. The names of the...

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  • Jul162015
    Long-Story-Short
    Article

    Idiocy Levels Unaffected Despite Shorter Stories

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    I found a quick article that completely describes most of the world around us these days. Especially in the days of...

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  • Jul152015
    You farted in the elevator
    Article

    You farted in the elevator

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    You farted in the elevator. I know it was you. You played it off like it was that Asian...

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  • Jul142015
    Lunch Bucket
    Article

    Lunch Bucket

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    74.1% of Americans are obese. With this, we are the 9th fattest country in the world. The United States...

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