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  • Aug282015
    MONEYGRABBER
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    MoneyGrabber by Fitz and the Tantrums Lyrics

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    Fitz and the Tantrums Lyrics   “MoneyGrabber” Don’t come back anytime I’ve already had your kind This is your pay back MoneyGrabber Don’t come back...

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  • Aug182015
    tip-01-stop-procrastinating
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    Stop Procrastinating

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    My first tip on how to kick your own ass is to stop procrastinating. We all procrastinate… • “I’ll get in shape tomorrow.” • “I’ll start...

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  • Aug082015
    How to Kick Your Own Ass
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    How to Kick Your Own Ass

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    Over the past few years, I’ve had quite a few people ask me how I do what I do. How do I consistently evolve my...

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  • Aug042015
    Bigfoot Imaginary Friend for LIFE
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    Bigfoot – Imaginary Friend for LIFE!

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      So I not get much play lately. Try meet ladies in bar but no so good. See a piece of whistle bait and Bigfoot...

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  • Jul312015
    Stole My Bicycle Wheel
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    Stole My Bicycle Wheel

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    Dear Sir or Madam who stole my bicycle wheel, I have a proposal. For several days after you stole my 26″ rear wheel from my...

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  • Jul252015
    Need – A night of desires
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    Need – A Night of Desires

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    Here is what I am in dire need of folks: I need someone to read bedtime stories to me. I mean, this job sounds easy,...

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  • Jul232015
    quote

    “My time is a piece of wax falling on a termite who’s choking on the splinters”

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  • Jul222015
    obanion-paddle
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    Paddle

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    That’s right, a paddle. Lightly used. OK, not that lightly used. Not used on that many people, OK? Mostly just my ex’s bottom. And a...

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  • Jul212015
    Sugary-O-Face
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    Sugary O

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    Currently, I’ve decided to state that I want to slightly lick the olive of your sugary face. I like to use the term “fat face,”...

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  • Jul192015
    Boxes in the Ground
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    Boxes in the Ground

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    Upon sitting at a funeral of an old friend today, I began to drift….. The more I seem to age, the more family, friends, aquaints...

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  • Jul172015
    Happy New Year: An Imaginary Overtone
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    Happy New Year: An Imaginary Overtone

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    Disclaimer: Modifications have been performed to the dates in this story to protect the innocent. The names of the mythological creatures have been doctored as...

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