- Aug282015
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MoneyGrabber by Fitz and the Tantrums Lyrics
By Phillip VanarsdelRead moreFitz and the Tantrums Lyrics “MoneyGrabber” Don’t come back anytime I’ve already had your kind This is your pay back MoneyGrabber Don’t come back...
- Aug182015
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Stop Procrastinating
By Phillip VanarsdelRead moreMy first tip on how to kick your own ass is to stop procrastinating. We all procrastinate… • “I’ll get in shape tomorrow.” • “I’ll start...
- Aug082015
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How to Kick Your Own Ass
By Phillip VanarsdelRead moreOver the past few years, I’ve had quite a few people ask me how I do what I do. How do I consistently evolve my...
- Aug042015
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Bigfoot – Imaginary Friend for LIFE!
By Phillip VanarsdelRead moreSo I not get much play lately. Try meet ladies in bar but no so good. See a piece of whistle bait and Bigfoot...
- Jul312015
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Stole My Bicycle Wheel
By Phillip VanarsdelRead moreDear Sir or Madam who stole my bicycle wheel, I have a proposal. For several days after you stole my 26″ rear wheel from my...
- Jul252015
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Need – A Night of Desires
By Phillip VanarsdelRead moreHere is what I am in dire need of folks: I need someone to read bedtime stories to me. I mean, this job sounds easy,...
- Jul232015
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By Phillip VanarsdelRead more“My time is a piece of wax falling on a termite who’s choking on the splinters”
- Jul222015
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Paddle
By Phillip VanarsdelRead moreThat’s right, a paddle. Lightly used. OK, not that lightly used. Not used on that many people, OK? Mostly just my ex’s bottom. And a...
- Jul212015
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Sugary O
By Phillip VanarsdelRead moreCurrently, I’ve decided to state that I want to slightly lick the olive of your sugary face. I like to use the term “fat face,”...
- Jul192015
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Boxes in the Ground
By Phillip VanarsdelRead moreUpon sitting at a funeral of an old friend today, I began to drift….. The more I seem to age, the more family, friends, aquaints...
- Jul172015
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Happy New Year: An Imaginary Overtone
By Phillip VanarsdelRead moreDisclaimer: Modifications have been performed to the dates in this story to protect the innocent. The names of the mythological creatures have been doctored as...