Phillip Vanarsdel - Solutions Provider

Lunch Bucket

Lunch Bucket
In Inspiration, Life

74.1% of Americans are obese. With this, we are the 9th fattest country in the world. The United States is one big lunch bucket. So much so that even our pets are voted fat asses. 25% of American’s pets are considered overweight. Does a lard ass stop eating at some point and feed the rest of the Big Mac with extra sauce to his/her animals? We need to put the Jack in the Box Kangaroo Tacos (with or without sauce) down and grab some rabbit food. I’d like to compile a list of what might be making us “tons of fun” instead of blaming it entirely on the ol’ eating habit.

You might be a fat ass if…

Disease:
• You sit in the grocery parking lot (blinker on) waiting for that precious spot up front.
Cure:
• Get your cankle having ponderous ass to the back of the parking lot (or maybe next door) and start hoofing it up to the door. In most cases the doors open for you so you can save the arm workout for grabbing your FAT FREE milk.

Disease:
• Ordering full flavor/sugar soft drinks.
Cure:
• Order diet. I realize that Aspartame might kill you, but I’d venture to say it won’t have the chance to slice you before your porky thighs do.

Oh, there will be more.

Stay Tuned.

Here are the places to stay away from, so you don’t get contact fat. You’re welcome.

Fattest Countries in the World

More than 1.6 billion people in the world are either overweight or obese, according to a recent study by the World Health Organization. Here’s a look at the countries with the highest percent of overweight adults (people age 15 and over). People are considered overweight if their body mass index (BMI) is 25 or higher and obese with a BMI or 30 or higher.

Rank Country % Overweight or obese
1. Nauru 94.5
2. Federated States of Micronesia 91.1
3. Cook Islands 90.9
4. Tonga 90.8
5. Niue 81.7
6. Samoa 80.4
7. Palau 78.4
8. Kuwait 74.2
9. United States 74.1
10. Kiribati 73.6
11. Dominica 71.0
12. Barbados 69.7
13. Argentina 69.4
14. Egypt 69.4
15. Malta 68.7
16. Greece 68.5
17. New Zealand 68.4
18. United Arab Emirates 68.3
19. Mexico 68.1
20. Trinidad and Tobago 67.9
Source: World Health Organization.